Incompetence as a Signalling Device
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Rather than getting involved in running a restaurant or dealing drugs, they joke about their cluelessness in such matters and simply collect payment for "protection."
I came to the US as an immigrant and applied for asylum. At one of my INS interviews I was recounting a story of government corruption and organized crime when the INS agent took issue with my story.
"That's not how the mafia operates!" He said, "They don't just collect fees, they take over the business! The protection racket is how it starts but it quickly progresses to where they wrestle control from the owner and then they own the business. That's how the mafia always operates!"
This left me quite stunned and speechless, I did not know how to respond, do I tell him that The Soprano's is not a documentary. Do I try to reason with extremely impatient person.
Low story short, I won in the green-card lottery, pure luck.
What icing on the cake was when he found out I was doing this for free, HAHAHA.