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Use Amazon Prime to ship you anti-venom in 2 days.

This is one of those instances where you might want to splurge the extra $3.99 to make it overnight.

Or else just use their "Subscribe and Save" system on this item.

What if I get bitten on a Saturday?

I enjoy the levity of this thread; HN sometimes takes itself too seriously!

"Siri, can you remind me to order some more anti-venom tomorrow?"

Order a long-sleeved shirt and jeans.