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Brainfuck is Turing-complete too. That doesn't make it usable.

[gratimax shows you how to implement car, cdr and cons in brainfuck]

brainfuck has no procedures, so no can do. :)

Since Brainfuck is turing complete, this is untrue – you can emulate procedures and then define car, cdr and cons as emulation-level procedures.