You may criticizing the author of its choice of words. You may disagree on what I state or don't state. But calling out people that they should add value, while all you do is trashing them is a bit controversial and it has no place here.

On the actual critique: if you have had worked with eventually consistent database, a 'Call' record's presence is really a great pun on the 'call me maybe' phrase. I'm really sorry if you don't appreciate that part either.