That's not fact, please don't state it as such. That's your opinion on modern day vernacular influencing an unrelated field/topic.
Perhaps you didn't actually read what I wrote, but I said I'm aware of how good their content is/can be. My issue is that a blog of that caliber is using something in our modern vernacular that has been beat to death and adds no actual value.
It'd probably do you best to read what people write instead of putting words in their text or assuming things outside of the scope of what they said...
On the actual critique: if you have had worked with eventually consistent database, a 'Call' record's presence is really a great pun on the 'call me maybe' phrase. I'm really sorry if you don't appreciate that part either.