It's too bad that standard hacker slang for "I am incredibly disappointed and feel like kicking something today" is so similar to linkbait. But, really, what is one supposed to say when one discovers this:

$this cannot be used in lambdas or closures. So, when it comes to using these new features with objects, they're quite nearly completely useless.

... except "This is bullshit?" I mean, that's the censored version of what I think about this.