I mean how can we actually test that this guy isn't just making things up, and wasn't opening the bottle to water the ecosystem?
I mean how can we actually test that this guy isn't just making things up, and wasn't opening the bottle to water the ecosystem?
A potentially crazier idea: measure the trace amounts of uranium, plutonium, and other long-lived fallout products. Atmospheric nuclear testing continued on a semi-regular basis until 1980, and so the makeup and concentration of the fallout would be different if it had been unsealed after 1972.
I'm not sure about tritium dating for the water. Reading the USGS website on it, it seems to indicate that the way tritium dating works is that they seal some water in a copper tube and see how much helium magically appears as the tritium decays. They ask for two 500mL (two 1 pint) samples.
So if tritium has been decaying into a sealed glass container for 40 years, should there be a measurable amount of helium in the container?