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I have to agree - maybe 'RoachDB' would be better

I like RoachDB. The idea is still there, but it's a little more fun.

Sure, but it goes down every April 20th...

I prefer "CockDB".

It reminds me of a female programmer that I once worked with. By mistake she had originally named one of our busiest databases "ClickCuntDB"

It was a database for counting the clicks on our website :-)

Why? Because the database runs around like a chicken with its head cut off?