Dear Google, make me a Phone

Why ask google if Nokia already sells it to you for $50 or so? It's called the C3-01.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_C3_Touch_and_Type

It's just about indestructible (believe me, I've tried) and it lasts for many days on one charge, it is so power conservative that I tend to forget to charge it only to find that it is still half full when I finally remember to look at how it is doing.

It's not a smartphone, it does not run android or iOS but then again, you did not specify that.