Starquakes: maybe we can be a little frightened (2009)
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On the other hand, I suppose life forms could exist that aren't bothered by massive amounts of radiation.
The scary thing is that, like with starquakes, we can't dodge it. The effect moves with the speed of light; when we detect it, it's already too late for us.
So between GRBs and starquakes, what else is there that can snuff us out without warning?
most GRBs are billions of light years away from Earth, implying that the explosions are...extremely rare.
There are things to worry about, and things not to worry about. GRBs seem to be fairly squarely in the 2nd camp.
The strength to change what I can, and to accept what I can't...
Yeah, that's not better.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction_event#A_nearby_nova....
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction_event#Major_extincti...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SGR_1806-20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-ray_burst#Energetics_and...
http://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0102282 (ref [69] from the previous; page 20 in particular)
So, if the article you link to estimates a GRB would be an extinction event within <6,000 light years or so, you could extrapolate that a magnetar quake, 10^7 times weaker, would need to be 10^3.5 times closer, that is, within 2 light years. There's zero magnetars in that range for sure.
"In December 2004, the magnetar SGR 1806-20 underwent such a starquake." <- Makes it sound like the effect on Earth was instantaneous but I imagine that is impossible.
Any event that happens outside of our lightcone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_cone) cannot have any casual effect on us, even theoretically, until it enters our lightcone. Before then, the event literally doesn't exist from our point of view. Because of this, it's reasonable and valid to take the position that distant events "happen" when we're first able to see them happen. It's not the only perspective you could have, of course, but it can be a useful one and astronomical events are often discussed this way.
Doesn't the fact that we have actually observed this happening anywhere in the universe mean it's basically a "regular every day" event?
The universe is seriously incredibly hostile to life... and yet here we are!