"Someone needed a quote for the paper so I told them all men were rapists."
http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1993-05-08/news/1993128032_...
Still going to insist these are straw feminists?
Anyway it is important to recognize that you can advocate for gender equal rights without labeling yourself "feminist"—or allowing feminists to force that baggage-laden label upon you against your own will.