Ask HN: Code Sexual Innuendo, got any?

Hey Everyone, I have a friend who is trying to think of some code style sexual innuendo, related to security to use on some promotional thongs she plans to give away at a conference.

I've come up with:

Protect your private $_SESSION; Protect you private bytes. Don't let your back door become vulnerable. Please be respectful of my private $parts. Don't be unwillingly injected.

Have you guys and girls got an better or more to add to this?

P.S by 'friend' I do actually mean a friend :)