'Hack' is a poor-quality problem-solving code written under pressure of circumstances.
I'm going to need to see your Arbiter of All Definitions identification before I take your assertions seriously.
While I'm tempted to agree with you, (s)he could have a valid point. Let's call it a hacked definition for now, since it works.
Irony alert: Gizmodo and Lifehacker are both part of the Gawker empire. Go ahead and load the article and then go to Lifehacker.com. Notice how the designs are exactly the same?