Five reasons why iPhone is still the best thing invented this year

Okay, those are the five marketing lines as to why I should purchase an iPhone. Where are the reasons that it is the "best thing invented this year"?

Or, better still: Where are the reasons as to why it constitutes an invention at all?

From wikipedia:

An invention is an object, process, or technique which displays an element of novelty.

Does anyone else besides me think that the iPhone is not an invention?

Yup, they evolved past the graphical user interface :).