I think you (and some others who are downvoting my comment) are missing the point.
You having a 'jwr' string does not enable you to do much — you can't use it to gain access to anything, no one will ask you for this string to authenticate you, you can't use it to pay for services. So if you "stole" it (or produced it out of thin air), it would not be a problem.
Now, I picked 14334572 specifically because it looks like a social security number (and might, for all I know, actually correspond to one). The point here was that you can't 'possess' a number, and you can't 'steal' one. You can steal complete personal information (that includes the number), but that is not what the original article was about.
My main point was that the real problem is with the whole idea of social security numbers (and credit card numbers) being both public identifiers (which is fine) and authentication tokens (which is not). If they were just public identifiers, then "stealing" a list of such numbers would not be a problem for anyone. It is the embedded trust we place in those numbers that causes us problems. SSNs are not secret key material, and treating them as such causes all kinds of issues.
As a side note: looking at the downvotes, I am increasingly worried about knee-jerk reactions here. I am finding that unless I craft my comment carefully and surround it with disclaimers, it will get misread. This is worrying, because it leads to watered-down and needlessly verbose discourse, words playing the role of guards against all the detail-pickers out there.