Also, what a great name.
The remaining of the page is a loud reminder of the gap between the sec and dev communities, at least as practiced in lolstartupland. Or at least between offence and defence. The second paragraph tells you the sky is falling, and then it takes them 13 questions to tell you which openssl versions are vulnerable.
(Also, I wish the behind the scenes action was less messy; why not coordinate with Debian and RedHat patches? Why did Cloudflare get advance notice?)