I have successfully extracted a key and decrypted traffic in a lab. I'm refining my automatic process. You're forgetting analysis of the runtime layout of OpenSSL in RAM which is quite predictable on machines without defensive measures. I have a 100% success rate extracting memory and about a 20% success rate programmatically extracting the secret key of the server. I'm nearly 100% against a certain version of Apache with standard distribution configuration.
I did this with no formal CS education and about 400 lines of code. I'm an operations engineer, not a security expert. Once I get it 100% and review my situation legally, I'll probably publish what I have.
Now is not the time to be conservative. Efforts to downplay this vulnerability are directly damaging to the Internet's security and, given that you are a single-issue poster, suspicious.