Are you being intentionally sarcastic? Because this reads a lot like http://www.mongodb-is-web-scale.com/
Edit: Whoops, just read your reply :)
Edit: Whoops, just read your reply :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
"without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of extremism"