I understand your point... in terms of numbers Java does attract careerist programmers simply by critical mass. Although I would argue that language is actually now Javascript but thats another argument entirely.
The point I was making was that there is a massive and grossly unfair generalisation solely about Java developers being made here and all over HN... that they don't really love programming, or want to write the best code possible. You might feel the language precludes that but then I would beg to differ and we are back to blub allegories.
By your own figures (which I don't agree with) the top 20% of a big number is a large amount of talented programmers you have excluded from your search because you cant get past the crud. Developers who have taste, know the JVM inside out and can write tasteful, readable, lightweight (yes) and highly performant code. Code that runs everyday in the big houses such as Google, Twitter, Linkedin...
I've interviewed many Java, Python and Javascript developers and our screening process helped to weed out the very hopeless, not perfect but most.
First a scan of their resume - is it generic, do they have experience in complex projects, a github account, a blog, contribute to open source, opinionated?
Second a real programming test that can test style, consideration of performance, typical gotchas. This should be automated so you can outright reject incorrect output... not fizzbuzz.
Other people more experienced on me have commented on just how bad the average programmers are at simple tests - across all disciplines.
http://blog.codinghorror.com/why-cant-programmers-program/
http://www.kegel.com/academy/getting-hired.html
I appreciate you don't have the time and you seek out developers who have challenged themselves with a more powerful language as your shortcut to find the elusive 1% but I imagine you'll find it is not insurance against poor architecture, algorithm selection, performance, unreadable code and applications that fall over in their first day.
The generalisations you and others make are unfair to a particular community of developers who just happen use a mainstream language (a sin in itself on HN) but care every bit as the rest.