Courtesy of tenthings: Appel's App store rejector

    i just hacked into the App-store approval system. here’s what i found (pseudocode):

    flipCoin()
    if (heads)
    approve app
    else
    reject app
    wait 1 week
    if (pressCoverage >= lotsOf)
    rejectMoreApps
    else if (pressCoverage >= tooMuch)
    fireBoardMember
    else
    rejectAppAnyway