Ask HN: I have money, What should I invest it in?

Unless you have a good insight, you're probably not going to beat the market. I'm a big fan of Betterment: https://www.betterment.com/

Make a financial goal, and Betterment will tell you the possible outcomes if you put X% in stocks and 100-X% in bonds. You select a risk level you feel comfortable with and it'll handle the rest for you. It's also like a bank account - you can deposit and withdraw at any time.

As the Wu-Tang Clan said, you need to diversify your bonds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rDtmT246s

Hahaha thanks for the site, and thank you Wu-Tang Financials

The worst thing you can do with your money is make a mistake with it. So make sure you don't rush into anything without fully understanding what you're getting into.

You can just give it to me.