How to Make Money from Spotify by Streaming Silence
theguardian.com
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According to this article [1] the artist makes about $.004 per play. So, 250 plays comes out to about a dollar and thus 25,000,000 plays comes out to $100,000 which I would consider to be a pretty good outcome for such a quickly baked scam. But that comes out to 7.5 million hours of streaming at 30 seconds per play, and there are what...9000 or so hours in a year? So over 800 years to make $100,000 (pre-tax).
Now I suppose it could be ramped up. What if we had 100,000 bots that each streamed a clip for 30 seconds and they ran around the clock. If we play one clip for 30 seconds 100,000 times, simultaneously then we get to 100000/250=$400 worth of plays. So then we could make out 100,000 in about 75 hours. But how expensive would it be to run that many bots all at the same time?
Someone please check my math and my assumptions, I'm sure I did something wrong here.
[1]: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/aug/19/zoe-keatin...
[edit 1]: also we need to count the hours planning and spinning up the bots in our value calculation..right?
On a more serious note, I wonder if this is something that Spotify already tries to detect? Or if it's such a ludicrous idea that they just assumed no one would really try it?
You put the wrong part in scare quotes. The word you're looking for is "arbitrage," not "innovation." Some guy figured out that Spotify pays more to send data than Amazon charges to accept and discard it. Eventually Spotify will pay someone to reject this particular scam, then to reject more sophisticated versions, then to reject legitimate songs that look a bit like scams, etc. That's just how things work.
Another interesting note is that the songs don't need to be silence. If you're automating this then your bots don't care if they are silent or just short and of questionable quality, which might make it easier to get the songs onto Spotify in the first place. You might even be able to get enough of them up to spread the scam among multiple artists/genres to avoid easy detection.
One would be better off using a large instance, perhaps running OpenVZ, and proxying the data through residential IPs.
John Lennon and Yoko Ono also did "Two Minutes of Silence"[1], which was later covered by Soundgarden as "One Minute of Silence" on the album Ultramega OK (they didn't like Yoko Ono's minute, so they only covered Lennon's[2].)
As Debussy famously remarked, "Music is the space between the notes."[3]
[0] Of course, that means they should probably be paying royalties to the Cage estate, but that's a separate matter....
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfinished_Music_No._2:_Life_w...
But seriously, I love any attempt at stretching the boundaries of music as a performance art, because who the hell are we to tell musicians what they can and can't do
"...in 2002 the composer Mike Batt made a six-figure, out-of-court settlement for infringing on John Cage’s 1952 work, 4’33″
http://classicalconvert.com/2007/07/the-stupidest-music-laws...
Automate 7 was really impressive, and they're at version 9 now
If they don't require you to keep clicking a button to "request content", it doesn't count as an on-demand service.
Also - if you are a real human but fell asleep or walked out of the house/room.
I am recording a lot of "record player noise" (stylus on vinyl; run-out grooves and clicks; run-in grooves; clunking arms and needle drops; etc.
People download (or rip) their music as high quality lossless flac. They then mix my recorded record noise in, with other processing ("bad 80s digital amp"; "good 90s hifi amp"; "valve amp" etc) to get the vinyl experience with modern computing convenience.
Having the distribution of near silent tracks being scrutinised is going to be gently worrying.
http://lifehacker.com/5948075/how-much-energy-a-smartphone-u...
You get the hype, the tracks are short, so you get more plays/hour and you can pass it off as an artistic endeavor.
Lets slap a new virtual currency together and make listening to the song on spotify the proof of work! Bingo, straight to the moon!
Good job!