Had to reply, could not agree more. People may hate it but there is an art to writing a resume and it's focus, just like a company needs to focus, so do you to get a job.
This particular resume is based on a template that people in a channel liked. I've received a number of compliments IRL regarding both the layout and the content.
The only thing that people IRL seem to agree should go is the part about reasons for leaving.
The resume does need a new release. For example, I should start to fill in the years after 2009. But it isn't the resume that's the primary issue here. It's the fact that the market has shifted away from generalists, combined with mistakes that I've made.
At the same time, it does highlight my skills at the top of each area of experience, so some developers reading my resume may skim over the narrative part, focusing on the listed skills. So it works for them too.
It's also quite honest in a few areas that may turn off some people, but to me, it turns off the right people (those I don't want to work for).
[1] Check it out in my profile if you're interested.
And what are those mistakes you keep alluding to?