To be fair, sometimes it is hard to tell when those in the Ruby/JavaScript/Web 2.0/NoSQL/"opinionated" crowd are being serious and when they're joking.
Some of the claims or statements they make in a serious manner are so far off-base that they appear to be jokes to those with more experience or higher standards.
The "JavaScript is like Scheme" claim is a good example of this. A lot of JavaScripters will openly express this idea in complete seriousness. Yet anyone who has actually used JavaScript and Scheme will know that this really isn't true at all. The true intent of the person making the outrageous claim is hard to discern. They might be serious, or they might be joking. Often, it's safest to assume that they're being serious, until they explicitly admit otherwise.