You can get a custom TOS written by many software companies, by the way. It will just cost you a heck of a lot of money. The reason we use "contracts of adhesion" (the take-it-or-leave-it terms) is because lawyers and compliance are really freaking expensive, and we can amortize e.g. $10,000 of legal costs over e.g. 700k clients, but if you want things to be custom-negotiated then you can expect to pay $10,000 for that.
Customers frequently ask for this for Appointment Reminder, by the way. "I just have one paragraph I wanted added to the license." Sure, for enterprise pricing, we can do that. "How much is enterprise pricing?" 20X what you think it costs. "THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS." I tend to agree, but welcome to paying professional wages for professional services. If you'd like to not end up footing any legal bills, you're welcome to buy the $29 plan and click Yes when prompted.