Eschew text editors and IDEs.
medium.com
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Is satire and/or parody or irony amenable to an Information Theory treatment? Those categories of humor have a "low information entropy" feel to them.
Taking this seriously: I've used input redirection to write things in dire circumstances a few times, but beyond that, anything that changes that file would be a text editor by definition.
This article also assumes that the editor you end up choosing does nothing to increase your productivity. Nobody's going to be able to effectively work on a large Java app in notepad.exe.
It seems like every week there's a new text editor, and so I schedule regular time to evaluate the newcomer, and compare it against all existing text editors. Simple maths indicates that the amount of time required to compare a new text editor with the growing number of previous text editors expands exponentially. I estimate that by the end of next year I will be spending several months every week evaluating my tools (not including spanners (or wrenches)).
I'm probably missing the grander social commentary.