In a world of punks being able to say "hi, how are you, how much for this" in several languages is called "polyglot".)
In a world of punks being able to say "hi, how are you, how much for this" in several languages is called "polyglot".)
I still (rightly IMO) hesitate to say I can speak Japanese, even though I have lived here for 5 years and spent two of those solely studying the language. I encounter an unknown word in almost every sentence. Like someone here commented for German, having to explain so many words or think of synonyms is annoying enough that a conversation switch to English can happen if it is possible. Imagine talking to a speech recognition system that doesn't understand 10% of your sentences. It quickly makes you want to start typing instead.
Criteria like this are way too demanding, and it's one of the biggest problems in language learning that makes people feel worthless; having elitist standards that you "don't" speak a language unless you speak it like a university professor, regardless of the fact that you may not speak your mother tongue that way.
This, btw, automatically disqualifies all those tourists who think the could speak Hindi. Go ahead, visit a lecture in Benares Hindu University, or just a class in an Indian secondary school.
This is why I admire all those Asian and Indian students of MIT or Stanford.
I am biased because I work with tourists and have lived in Kathmandu for years, so I have seen innumerable cases of unsubstantiated self esteem or banal narcissistic personality disorder and tens of thousands of punks of any kind.)
University study in a language requires strong literacy and mastering the higher registers of the languages.