Things like this want me to give up programming and take up farming.
I also have a vegitable garden which we can most of our food from or preserve in other ways. :)
If I want a chicken that tastes just as good as the ones I raise I have to shell out $20+ for a 6lb whole chicken.. Crazy.. I get it for about $1/lb.
I have a massive vegetable garden but not enough to survive off completely as we're in a London suburb so we concentrate on growing the expensive stuff (and potatoes because once we planted them they just keep coming up every year).
Can't do chickens here - too many foxes.
"I wonder if anyone has ever tried to run a startup out of a cave..."