As the Wired article talks about the cost of coming into compliance, I think it is reasonable for the parent poster to ignore the source of the rules. Unless you wanted to make a point about the source of rules impacting compliance costs or voice your other reason for such a government/private distinction. But now that I've already started arguing with myself I'm not going to go any further.
Convincing a judge there was an actual theft is going to be your first challenge; unless laws are updated the theft of bitcoins doesn't obviously fit into existing rules that were designed around physical goods or fiat currency.
The line gets very blurry especially when you start accounting for MMOs with official real-world economic links like EVE.
I'm not saying I think theft of bitcoins shouldn't be illegal, just that the situation is a lot blurrier than some people seem to think, and until someone is convicted for (or at the very least charged with) stealing bitcoins there's really no point in debating the matter.
I find it amusing when it’s about stupid-mocking the content of my breakfast, it's a lot less enjoyable when the security protocols being explosively undermined by jerks also protect and ensure trust in non-BitCoin economy.
You are not alone. Stop arguing that is your libertarian right to lick plague-ridden rags.
Of course nobody wants random mass-bitcoin-holding businesses imploding with robberies and scams, but I don't think I want it to be like Banks/WesternUnion/etc either. One issue in particular; I don't want this[1] to be possible with bitcoin.
1. http://falkvinge.net/2012/11/20/europarliament-scolds-visa-m...