This is pretty hilariously written as if western media weren't up to the same thing. RT and BBC News occupy neighbouring channels on local TV, so over the past few weeks I've been entertaining myself by repeatedly flicking from one view to the other.

As for the BBC coverage, this is one of my favourites: http://i.imgur.com/vkFqM3Q.png . It's as if the Russians crossed the sea to invade the mainland of poor old Ukraine. Compare to this: http://i.imgur.com/BXsojhV.png , notice the magically disappearing expanse of water mostly segregating Ukraine from Crimea.