Let's not confuse the New York Post with quality journalism. The only number mentioned is the number of transplants performed per week, and it's not obvious from the quote that all the recipients are 'hipsters'.
Indeed, some may be circus women.
I like how you can't just be "a dude who wants a thicker beard." You have to be a "hipster wannabe" so we can properly establish who deserves mockery and who will be delivering it.