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Mmm, I think rental/mall cops are plenty dorky. They don't have guns, or for that matter any other tools to subdue perps, do they? That makes them pretty harmless in my eyes.

Have you seen the Segway tours? http://bit.ly/4J4yJ

Throw some dubs or spinnas on those bad boys, and they'd still look like dorks.

edit- But I do agree with your list. Horses > motorcycles, for sure.

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I think it's the mall as context. Is a security guard at a dark warehouse dorky? They're not especially cool, but I don't get negative thoughts.

That Segway tour pic is pretty funny. It may be the helmets and manpurses, but funny still the same.

Throw some dubs or spinnas on those bad boys, and they'd still look like dorks.

Funny, personally I think that cars with spinners and huge rims looks quite a bit more dorky then Segways.

The big difference between the two is that the Segway never had a sufficiently counter-cultural fan base, and therefore had exactly the wrong sort of exclusivity.

Dorks are counter culture. It's just that nobody has any desire to emulate their bad taste.

Exactly--20" rims and spinners got popular because of the people who initially bought them. If you started seeing rappers riding Segways, things would be a bit different.

Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geIsWq5xOSE

Scraper bikes are all over Oakland. Do they look cool? Nope.

I'm pretty sure (from the background) that the photo is from the Segway tour in the distillery district in Toronto (Ontario,Canada)... and I've seen people on them that _don't_ look that dorky, but they do look touristy because there was a tour guide leading them around IIRC. They might have looked a bit smug too, but not just because they were on the Segway, I remember them being dressed sort of yuppie-like which is only contributed to the fact that they are on an expensive-looking vehicle. (I'm really pulling on my memory here, this was probably around 2006 or 2007 and I just happened to see them go by. Not necessarily something that is burned into my memory.)

I see tourists doing Segway tours all the time here in SF. Personally, I prefer the Go Car tour. Instead of having to wear a lime green vest for protection and tool around a few blocks, you get to ride in a GPS-navigated car. You can take it where ever you please as well, but I digress.

I would buy a Segway if it looked like something from Mad Max.

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