Why Bing should go sit in a corner and die

Congrats, you won the "crappiest article of the interwebs" award today.

Whenever I experience a bugged computer algorithm, I always feel personally slighted and in my mind I interpret this bug as a "fuck you" from the entire company that hired the programmer who wrote that code. Then I write a scathing blog post about how I'm so much in love with their competitor's computer algorithm. Yeah.

Bing is maybe the greatest tool on the internet, but your article is one of the shittiest and useless, that I'v ever read.

What search results do you expect to use to find your site? "bands sxsw 2014" doesn't show your sign on google nor bing. "gig sounder sxsw 2014" lists your site at the top on both google and bing. So are you just trying to get HN people to see your site?

Ah, the occasional overly aggressive rant that hits the front page.

I wonder how the phrase "Here is a small example" can lead to "Fuck you Bing, really, fuck you" in only a few paragraphs.

Wow. Imagine the author's blog post when something actually significant happens in his life.

Seriously who wrote this article? Are you 5?