Don't do this. If you aren't using a database or processing forms, your life will be better if you learn jekyll and use it.
Database-first thinking for content sites is just wrong. I've done it based on this same argument, and I've learned my lesson.
The problem isn't showing the data, it's storing it. I have different computers gathering the data and deploying my site, so I would have to set up an elaborate solution, and I would still not be able to do A/B tests, sending email for new content, auto-Tweeting, etc.
Nice way to keep the site static but add a bit of variability.
Also, the bigger problem was, indeed, data storage, not display.