Shut up. This snide comment isn't even cute.

The US is vastly better than many parts of the world and we get a disproportionate amount of attention on our ills because we're an economic powerhouse that does many things. The country is a collection of states that each have their boons and drawbacks.

Texas is near (or at) last in public education. Don't make public threats to kill children in a state that might not understand or care about sarcastic context.