i came here hoping for a joke about business school. since one was not provided, i'll do it myself.

Q: what's the difference between a 11" and 13" MBA?

A: that's a great question; i'm glad you asked. by leveraging our core values and synergizing our efforts across all verticals, our Harford State University of Technology Institute M.B.A. program will place you in the fore-front of wealthy people and arm you with knowledge of their ridiculous language, so you can give equivocating noncommittal answers with the best of them!