Could somebody explain like I'm five?
More on the Debian debate: https://wiki.debian.org/Debate/initsystem/upstart
And the Phoronix has a good overview of how this is playing out: http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=MTU1NjA
http://meetings-archive.debian.net/pub/debian-meetings/2013/...
I found this explanation of systemd interesting (though more suitable for a wannabe hacker than a 5-year-old (though I suppose the two sets may not be disjoint)): http://0pointer.de/blog/projects/systemd.html