I worked as a management consultant for four years-- I can say or type anything with a straight face. Give me a decent bill rate and enough hours and I'll explain why SF startups should have outing where they kill homeless people with flamethrowers (builds team closeness if you all know the other guy can drop dime on you).

I did crack up when I saw someone agree with me.

The sad part is that I can point you to sites that don't tell you what they do or how much they cost-- they post a YouTube video and a signup for a free trial that requries a credit card.