"Critical Error Could not connect to the database"

If the answer to the question "Is there already an easy way to do this desirable action?" starts with:

If you can use a ssh client:

Then someone will probably make a billion dollar company understanding why that's an out of touch response.

Wake up 3 days later, notice $500 bill for bandwidth.

But hey, super easy!

Also, rtorrent. Geez, guy! :-P

Whatbox is pretty nice, and also user friendly. Feral used to be nice but it was never user friendly. Also, Feral's support is absolute shit. They were down for basically an entire month and barely communicated with their customers. Seedboxes.cc is also nice and somewhat user-friendly.

That's very true, but I'm always apprehensive about stuff like that, given how dangerous a default config can be to my wallet. Specifically, if bandwidth isn't properly capped, or metered, I'd be shelling out more money than I'm saving by (hypothetically - calm down RIAA) pirating content!