One time, I drew the short straw and had to go pick up our SUVs at the parking lot upon landing. They were outside, plugged in.
The car started with the saddest sound I ever heard a mechanical thing make.
I put it in reverse, hit the gas, and pulled out of the spot. Then I put it in drive and hit the gas- and the car moved backwards. Every gear except for Park and Neutral did the same thing: reverse.
I reversed around the airport parking lot to the terminal and walked into the Hertz. When I explained the problem, they had clearly heard it before. "Don't worry about it. Just leave it on for a few minutes and you'll be fine. Transmission fluid's frozen."