What bothers me more is the blanket sarcasm and disregard in your comment.
I downloaded it and tried it. I added topics to my Paper, tried out all the features suggested in the intro. I tried to read my friends' updates. I found it tiring to have to concentrate so hard to consume information from the tiled layout that is much more appropriately conveyed in a list, like in the main Facebook app.
An incredible team spent years working on this, sweating every detail. Isn't that worth investigating, rather than taking cheap shots at the icon design or voiceovers?
Great teams occasionally spend lots of time making something that doesn't succeed. Cuil. Color. Facebook Paper.
If you disagree with any of my specific criticisms, I'm happy to discuss them.