I'd love to hear Mark Zuckerberg reply to this.
Also, if I'm not mistaken, the very initial versions of Facebook were written mostly in Perl, so it's not like Zuckerberg was stuck with PHP since day 1.
I'm not a fan of PHP but I don't think their issues could have been solved by simply porting over to another language.
http://books.google.ca/books?id=RRUkLhyGZVgC&lpg=PA34&ots=LR...