Really, exorcist should be much higher on the list. I'm envisioning someone who comes in and quickly fixes the bugs that have convinced you your code-base is haunted.
Not sure if you're being serious, but you just said the opposite of what mrspeaker did. Those are -> and not >
He's implying the whole thing is meaningless buzzwords while you seem to imply they actually have a ranking or something (and no they do not).
That tweet was from March 2013. I was at the time making the point that such terms are ridiculous.