This point might have been better made if you hadn't intentionally structured it to be as unreadable as possible, and also shoved in a few lines of comments to pad it out and make it look bigger than it needs to be. Not a very honest example at all, considering native JS can be as readable as you want to make it.
> So be kind with your co-workers, use jQuery. Even my 5 year old android can run jQuery without freezing the built-in browser.
My co-workers can read and write native JS with or without jQuery as it is, why is it being _kind_ to avoid writing in the style of the native language?