On OSX, IIRC, FireWire DMA was disabled if full disk encryption is turned on. Windows similarly has some sort of security advisory or capability wrt FireWire.
If other ports are exposed that offer DMA capabilities, then they need to be disabled. Don't load the drivers/epoxy the physical ports.
I was not aware that a new connector would reopen such a massive vulnerability. (Docking ports may also have some issue, but since they're proprietary it wouldn't matter.)
That said, I think my assessment is still accurate. If you're just worried about a theft, it seems very unlikely they'd run these kinds of tools before restarting. And even then, why bother? Why not just reformat the machine, if it's just a theft? If you have actual enemies "then keep your laptop physically secured and powered off. And don't use it after breaking chain of custody."
The really shitty thing is that some new laptops (W540) apparently don't ship DisplayPort or other digital video, but just Thunderbolt.