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Ok, I'm not sure if I still can do this. Let's try:

In Soviet Russia, Slashdot retires you?

I, for one, welcome our new pensioned overlords.

If only HN had numeric user IDs... We could have another low user id contest!

Ha! Your account was created just 21 days ago!

Hi.

Are they covered in hot grits and naked and petrified?