Dynosaur author here, if anyone has questions.
Congrats on the launch and thanks for helping!
Our main motivation was to write something that scaled as we scale manually (i.e. when we get a lot of traffic due to press hits etc, we scale up based on GA realtime data as well as New Relic response times). When we were given access to the GA live API it just seemed like a natural fit.
No offense intended: you picked a cool name!
Heroku provides log-runtime-metrics, which includes current cpu load / pending cpu tasks. The librato addon also shows request throughput in its dashboard UI. I'm not sure where it gets this data from. If not logging then perhaps new relic?