When I was 14, I used to hang around all these sketchy script kiddie forums. I learned assembly off some crapily written assembly.txt guide, with the ASCII art of the author at the top and all. Fast forward two years later.

A buddy of mine from IRC links me a webpage like he usually does, most of the time it's a static HTML file buried deep into the file structure of some large corporate site. This file was different, it was the CC database for a huge site.

Few weeks later police kick my door down, seize most of my personal electronics, and I have yet to hear from them or see my equipment.