Don't Become a Scientist
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wuphys.wustl.edu
When I started my degree in Astrophysics (1989), the department head fully expected there to be a glut of openings due to the retiring old guard. However, these people didn't retire, and if they did leave their position they weren't replaced.
Luckily, I was aware my dedication was lacking, and I segued into software development and sysadmin early.