Those cheat sheets are seriously out of date. Scriptaculous? VBScript / ASP? Um, no.
And what's with the who's who of poorly designed technologies? if I had to pick a list of languages and technologies with the most annoying design deficiencies, it would be php, js, mysql, vbscript, asp. Web development still is a stinking pile of languages, but at least classic asp/vbscript and most php is gone, right?
If anything, I expect PHP's arc to look more like JavaScript than Perl.
As a .net developer I am pretty happy ASP.net is doing so well. PHP however, is still king.